More Cherylisms

"You're so feminine that if I were masculine, I would want you."
(To Maria)

"I want to save my kids from the misery of having me as their mother. They should stay in their oviducts."
(Regarding having children in the future)

Mel/Maria: Where did your other X Chromosome go?
C: "That's why I'm oddly attracted to Maria."

From a long time ago:
"I want pink hair."

"I want to take _____'s head and put it through a juicer!"